#GUYS# - not everything is spot on...but its near the bull's eye....

1. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?"
~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep,
they always think about the girl they truly care about.

3. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna
say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he
forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

4. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

5. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

6. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest.

7. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

8. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

9. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

10. Guys get jealous easily.

11. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think

12. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer
when they talk to a girl they really like.

13. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they
come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it
never works because guys are always hungry.

14. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

15. Guys are very open about themselves.

16. Its good to test a guy first before you trust him. But nv let them wait
too long.

17. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen
to him. You don't need to give advice.

18. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your
relationships.

19. Guys rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole
hell of a lot.

20. Guys think WAY too much.

21. Try to be as straightforward as possible.

22. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-
been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be
mature and grown up.

23. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think
about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends
time with the girl.

24. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that
girls read and take as their basis of experience.

25. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking
it and is spazzing inside.

26. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is.
Guys rarely say that.

27. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.

28. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around
when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

29. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

30. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

31. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

32. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

33. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn
to admit it.

34. We don't like girls who are too skinny.

35. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you,
he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

36. If they love you, they always avoid having direct eye contact with you.